I Am Cake No Cats
A quirky 2D arcade platformer where a plump cat bounces like a ball through obstacle-filled courses. You don't control the bounce — only the steering. One hit ends the run; distance is your score.
Controls
Steer left / right
A and D keys — the cat bounces continuously on its own, so taps only adjust horizontal direction.
On mobile
On-screen touch controller replaces the keys — hold the device sideways for the intended view.
Scoring
Distance survived is the score — there is no finish line, just a steadily tightening course.
Survival tips
- 1Treat it as a timing puzzle
Watch the pattern of spikes and moving platforms before committing — the cat's bounce rhythm is fixed, so your job is positioning.
- 2Taps, not holds
Quick precise taps beat held inputs — overcorrecting into a wall is just as lethal as sitting still.
- 3One hit ends it
No health bar, no checkpoints. Later sections tighten fast, so consistency matters more than risky shortcuts.
- 4Keep momentum
Don't break your rhythm chasing bonus items — a steady line through the middle outlives greedy detours.